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Also the whole thing takes place in China. We know this because the cast of midwestern white people repeatedly reminds us that they are in China, often with a sensitive gong sound effect for emphasis. Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for a whole new world of crap as they riff Aladdin! All digital products you purchase from RiffTrax. Even if you have a hard drive meltdown, you can always log back into the site and re-download all of your previous purchases. For our Download and Stream products, you can stream the product to your computer or to your TV via Chromecast, or download to a device that can play the MP4 file format.

For more information on our video formats, please see this KB article. Just the Jokes are simply MP3 files which are DRM free and can be enjoyed on any device that can play this common audio format. As the aliens resurrect the dead of the Earth to destroy the living. The dead are walking, and they hunger for human flesh. A group of panicked survivors are barricaded in a deserted farmhouse while the army of flesh-eating zombies hovers outside their door.

Now experience the bone-chilling terror in color for the first time on DVD! With a 5. Nelson, this is the most fun you'll ever have with the living dead! Patrick Swayze is at his most shirtless as Dalton, a bouncer who is as comfortable quoting Zen aphorisms as he is kicking drunken men in the head.

The incomparable Sam Elliot is hilarious as Swayze's grizzled but lovable mentor, growling out lines like "I'll sleep when I'm dead," and running his weathered hand through his long, gray, greasy hair.

And Kevin Tighe of Lost as the owner of the titular roadhouse delivers one of the strangest performances ever committed to film. Road House is the comic mother lode and Mike takes advantage of every smashed beer bottle, throat kick, and monster car smash-up in his hilarious running commentary. Bruce Willis is a hack as in "cab driver" who must protect her from the malevolent Zorg Gary Oldman sporting an acrylic yarmulke, novelty teeth and an accent that makes him sound like a cross between Foghorn Leghorn and Barney Fife.

The yummy Ukrainian Milla Jovovich stars as Leeloo, the titular element. Yes, earth's very existence is in the hands of someone named Leeloo. And then of course the several dozen spin-offs and spin-off sequels to follow. And so this RiffTrax deserves an awe-inspiring guest appearance by none other than Kevin Murphy, Mike's riffing companion for years on the Satellite of Love!

It's a RiffTrax lover's dream come true. And Mike and Kevin promise not to make any jokes comparing the Enterprise and Charmin toilet paper. Tom and Nicole's wedding night? When young Brian Flanagan Cruise is discharged from the Army and quickly discovers that he has few job prospects, scant talent, and no discernible intelligence, he exercises his only real option and gets a job at a TGI Fridays, whipping around bottles of Blue Curacao and serving deep-fried broccoli balls to people wearing suspenders.

When Coughlin betrays his partner, Brian flees to Jamaica, puts on a cheap, Qiana jungle print shirt and resumes his half-baked act there, soon bedding down the improbably named Jordan Mooney Shue. Coughlin follows him to Jamaica. Can they rekindle their friendship? Will they get a job together tossing chicken strips around at a Carl's Jr.?

The NSA shanghais Xander to help them bust up a dangerous group of anarchists — and what an amazingly well-organized and thorough group of anarchists they are — by using his skills at pulling the most extremely off da heezy-fo-sheezy stunts ever, bi-atch. Samuel L. Jackson co-stars as Xander's cantankerous boss, made cantankerous, we can assume, by the fact that one side of his face is melted the result, no doubt, of a mishap while he and his nutty friends were filming a Diet Coke and Mentos stunt for YouTube.

The film is a perfect fit for Mike's RiffTrax style, what with his deep, deep roots in the underground sports community once, when he was nine years old, he rode his bike right over a milk carton.

Not very exciting on paper, but up on the big screen, it's a drive-to-L. Fueled by today's exciting pop hits, Crossroads is sure to connect with the new "youth" market we've been hearing so much about lately. Oh, and it makes for a hilarious RiffTrax. They are comic book fans. And one of their favorites is X-Men, which tells the tale of a secret organization headed by Professor Charles Xavier, master of the mysterious brain device known as Cerebro and ideological enemy of the metal-manipulating villain Magneto.

It's all very neat-o. And Tom Cruise is the prettiest and shirtless-liest of them all as Maverick, a bad boy aviator who lock horns with the large-toothed Iceman Val "The Island of Dr.

And if you're a fan of music that is likely to be heard in an aerobics class, you'll love the pulse-pounding soundtrack by disco top gun Giorgio Moroder! It will literally "take your breath away"!

No breath will actually be taken away. When we say "literally" we don't literally mean it. The "whoa"s fly fast and furious as Johnny Utah Reeves , a hotshot FBI agent, pursues Bodhi Swayze , a tan little fellow with Bon Jovi's hair who dresses up in adorable little costumes and robs banks.

Gary Busey the other Nick Nolte gives a powerhouse performance as Utah's partner, and Lori "Free Willy" Petty, in one of her thinnest roles, is the girl Johnny likes to sleep with. Ghost not being able to get pregnant because Mr. Ghost had a hollow weenie. But in a respectable 2nd place, anyway, is Halloween, the horrifying tale of an evil madman named Mike Myers as if his Simon character wasn't chilling enough who terrorizes a babysitter by putting on a jumpsuit and hiding in the hedge.

A technique now widely used by custodians the world over. You'll scream, you'll laugh, you'll jump out of your seat! And then you should probably start watching the movie. Wait, no — Johnny Mnemonic. Hold on, that's not it. It's some kind of car name…uh, Horizon, um…. Ram Charger — No, Neo. That's it. Led by the enterprising Morpheus, and the hot-erprising Trinity, Neo learns his fate from the Oracle, a corpulent, crusty, chain-smoking broad who is likely to put you off Oracles forever.

What is the Matrix? Is it the Binks Company, the Canadian insurance brokers? Is it the U. If you said anything but number three, you are imprisonably insane! That's right, Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy take on the franchise-ruining Star Wars that everybody loves to hate but nobody loves to watch! Only we make you want to watch it again, and laugh instead of kill!

Finally, Jar Jar gets what he deserves! Bill Pullman co-stars, sort of, in that he speaks several lines of dialogue. In contrast to a high body count slasher film, The Grudge is infused with a suffocating sense of dread, very much like an average episode of According to Jim.

The greatest fantasy epic of all times is at last a RiffTrax! No, not Crossroads — we already did that. And not A Very Unlucky Leprechaun — which we haven't done yet but are seriously mulling over. Viewing Suggestion: This RiffTrax was written and performed with the whole family in mind, so if you are comfortable with your children watching Lord of the Rings, this should be perfectly appropriate for them as well.

See that it also stareth Val Kilmer at his scenery-chewing best. And, yea, putteth the extras in hot, smelly animal suits and maketh you the plot absurd. And it was good. Truly, you must see it to believe it. Harrison Ford is a bank security manager who gets more than he bargained for when a cold-blooded thief Paul Bettany breaks the little chain and steals the pen that belongs to the desk where most customers fill out their deposit slips!

And as if that weren't enough, he ups the ante, nearly emptying the entire pot of complimentary coffee into his giant, one-liter travel mug that he got from the Tom Thumb! His reign of terror continues as he gets in line for the teller and begins to fill out his deposit slip only after he gets to the counter!

Oh, there are gunfights and fisticuffs and intrigue and Virginia Madsen playing put-upon wives and whatnot, but mostly, this is thrilling, non-stop, ink-spilling banking at its best! The bottom line on this ledger shows an aggregate surplus of laughs, as Mike is joined by Kevin Murphy for one fiscally sound RiffTrax!

And Dancer, no need to refresh your memory there. Prancer, you go way back. Vixen is as familiar to you as Comet, not to mention dear old Cupid. Donner and Blitzen, why you had them over to your house for chili just the other night. But do you recall the most famous donkey of all?

Neither do I. It offers the authoritative biography of this under-appreciated representative of the species Equus asinus. And it makes a great RiffTrax! The cigar stub chomping Matthew McConaughey is finally chiseled into Mt. RiffTrax, making a gutsy bid to become the hardest working shirtless man in show business since The Swayze himself. Playing the Keanu-esque foil to McConaughey's Swayze, Christian Bale returns every hardened stare, lets no machismo go unanswered, no muscle flex go un-flexed back at, and he'll be damned if he puts a shirt on either.

For good measure, the writers also toss in a few dragons, and hint at the existence of thousands more. It's an old fashioned post-apocalyptic dude-off, both on the screen and in the recording booth, as Kevin Murphy joins Mike Nelson for what is sure to be your newest favorite RiffTrax involving dragons.

Several years ago, it is quite likely that you were one of the millions who bought a ticket to see X-Men or Spider-Man in the theater. The massive success of these two movies convinced studio execs that the public was desperate for any and all things Superhero. In short, it is because of you, yes you, that the film Daredevil darkens our world.

Daredevil tells the story of lawyer Matt Murdock Ben Affleck , who due to a childhood accident involving toxic chemicals has no fear.

He is thus able to leap off of skyscrapers and land on the ground without shattering his tibias. Along the way he encounters Elektra Jennifer Garner , who he fights on a teeter-totter, Bullseye Colin Farrell , who embraces every stereotype about the Irish, namely that they have really good aim and Michael Clarke Duncan, who plays against character for once, in his groundbreaking role as A Really Big Guy.

Only a fool would choose to leap headfirst into such a world of second tier heroes on his own, and Mike, despite voluntarily spending hours of his time watching Daredevil, is no fool. It's a trio of crime fighting Riffiness that no Riffaholic should Riff without.

In the year man is an endangered species, enslaved, severely unshowered, beholden to a cruel alien race fond of dreadlocks and really impractical boots. Only one man can break the yoke of slavery and lead mankind to victory over their cruel tyranny. And that one man is television character actor Peter MacNicol. Wait — slight error there.

Salt of the earth, Peter MacNicol, but it's not him. Actually, the one man who can break the yoke of slavery and lead mankind to victory is Johnny Goodboy Tyler Barry Pepper , if you can believe that. Yes, Battlefield Earth, L. Helping Mr. Yes, the MST3K gang is back together in full force to take on the most legendary cinematic blunder since whatever Joel Schumacher's last film was. A more fitting tagline might have been, "What the hell was that?

Seriously, what was that? Was the director spraying Pam cooking spray into a paper bag and huffing the fumes throughout the production?

Was the script assembled by a madman using words clipped from Lyndon LaRouche pamphlets? Did the actors regularly ingest a cocktail of lithium and horse tranquilizers before each scene? And Eliot — someone please explain Eliot to me, using visual aids, if you will, because I cannot even begin to grasp the barest outlines of a concept of just what the hell Eliot is or was?

Or does he just exist in some shadowy, nightmare dream world of my own creation? As it is, Rich Kyanka, the founder and proprietor of Somethingawful. Original film made in It's bold enough to hire Kim Cattrall for her acting experience alone in a role that has nothing whatsoever to do with sex. And it's bold enough to pretend with a straight face that the cast of the original series shouldn't have been dry docked 20 years prior to this film.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll say to yourself, Who is John Shuck and how can I avoid his work from now on? Never make the mistake of thinking that Over the Top is just an arm-wrestling picture. Oh, there's arm wrestling, all right — more arm wrestling than an 8th grade study hall. But there's also a truck. And a kid. And a whole lot of arm wrestling! And just wait till you hear the shocking secret behind Sylvester Stallone's signature "turning the hat backward" move.

Hint: it has something to do with arm wrestling! And there's arm wrestling! And if you're really good, maybe there'll be a Kenny Loggins song at key points in the movie. And arm wrestling Mike won't come out and say it, but by the glint in his eye, we suspect that this just may be the next Road House! Disembaudio co-stars in this arm-wrestlo-rama of a RiffTrax.

No, those are the words of Aeon Flux creator Peter Chung regarding the big screen adaptation of the TV show he created. Peter, Peter, Peter Why the long face? You have it so good! You want helpless? Watch yet another director hamfistedly attempt to cope with a studio's order to "Be more like The Matrix.

Try Best Actress Oscar winners Charlize Theron and Frances McDormand, who must have done some hard drinking together the night before they signed up to play members of a spy sect called the "Monicans" for some reason.

Want sad? Look at the latest devoted sect of fanboys whose beloved cult cartoon is now known by the general population as being "That movie with that guy from xXx.

The hilarity, much like the Relical, whatever that is , is omnipresent in this RiffTrax, and it is guaranteed to make you feel the opposite of helpless, humiliated and sad, whatever that may be as well. Horror has a new name — and that name is "wicker". Once used almost exclusively in the construction of baskets and attractive outdoor furniture, wicker will now and forever after be synonymous with a terror that will chill your blood and torment your mind! Though admittedly a certain small percentage of people, rather than associating it with terror, will continue to think of their grandma's patio set.

There's nothing you can do about these intractable folks but throw your hands in the air and just give up trying to change their minds where wicker is concerned.

Yes, "Wicker Man" dares to depict a nightmarish world in which Nicolas Cage punches a woman in the face so that he can steal her bear costume. And this after having stolen at gunpoint a bike belonging to a woman dressed as a magpie and then going on to knock out Leelee Sobieski by kicking her in the breadbasket. Neil LaBute has done the impossible by making the most unintentionally funny movie since "The Lake House".

With such rich fare it would be unthinkable not to let Kevin Murphy in on the fun. And so we did! Kevin and Mike couldn't have had a better time with "The Wicker Man" if he'd been made of rattan! Well, to be clear, the cockroaches show up naked as well, but without the little glowing ball of energy.

Arnold must protect John Connor Nick Stahl not only from the Terminatrix, but also, because the kid is a supremely annoying presence, from all those who want to slap him, and that encompasses everyone who has ever met him.

Things get complicated when a whiny young irritant named Kate Claire Danes locks John into an unhygienic dog kennel and refuses to even worm him. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines is a big, dumb movie filled with big, dumb people. Kevin Murphy and Mike Nelson are two big, dumb guys who are just dumb enough to take it on! All of this would be a RiffTrax dream come true — but making it even dream come true-ier is that Mike and Kevin are joined by none other than Chad Vader, brother of Darth and star of his own colossally successful internet series.

It is quite simply a RiffTacular RiffStravaganza! Your favorite chicken-slaughtering candy-maker is now a RiffTrax! Yes, Willy Wonka the older, shouting Willy Wonka, not the newer, thin, fey version , the chocolatier and inventor of a gobstopper that lasts a good deal longer than the older, short-lived gobstoppers, gets the treatment from Mike and special guest Riffer… wait for it… drum roll… fanfare… small burst of fireworks… Neil Patrick Harris!

The result is a very special, very hilarious RiffTrax. A spine-tingling thrill ride that moves from the exotic poker tables of Montenegro, to the exotic hotel rooms of Montenegro, then back to the poker tables, then the rooms again, then a return visit to the poker table for a more extended stay, then a short rest and back to the poker table! And there's killing, too! And lot's of sweet lovin', if you're into that. Daniel Craig inhabits the role of James Bond, the dashing MI6 agent who holds a license to kill, as well a license to wax his chest and wear tiny, undignified swimming trunks.

Eva Green is Vesper Lynd, get it? And Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen stars as Le Chiffre, a sardine-faced villain and numbers genius he can make change for a dollar without punching it into the cash register!

Joining Mike is Kevin Murphy. Both Mike and Kevin have a license to Riff. Are you a fan of Star Wars but feel that there just weren't enough brain-stunningly idiotic names for your taste? Do you like the Lord of the Rings films but find they move too quickly and make too much sense?

Then you need help! That is, then Eragon is the film for you! Ostensibly about some punk who finds a dragon egg, Eragon is actually a poignant onscreen documentation of the decline of Jeremy Irons, whose eye bags, if there were any justice, would have received third billing.

And it's also a showcase for first time actor - um- can't remember his name. Really made no impression one way or the other. In fact, was he even in the film? But mostly it's an opportunity to watch John Malkovich turn in a performance that had to - HAD TO - be a direct challenge to the director, "Please, fire me.

I'm begging you to fire me. I'll do a take like this and then you'll have to fire me. Wait,I'm still not fired? If you're a fan of movies that feature screaming, megalomaniacal divas and their relationships to shirtless guys, you have so far been limited to Barbra Steisand's "A Star is Born".

But now, like a nut-covered cheese log from heaven comes Mariah Carey's "Glitter" - the film that, more than even her decade long string of unlistenable pop songs, landed her in the loony bin where she spent several months writing lyrics on the padded walls of her recovery room using a thick crayon held between her toes.

Halle Berry a. No one, not even Mike, is dumb enough to take this one without some serious help. A true RiffTrax event! Something lurks in the dense jungle. Something horrible and cruel, a creature from beyond our world. His name is Arnold Schwarzenegger. He lurks next to another unspeakable creature named Jesse Ventura. And another, goes by the handle Carl Weathers. Who himself lurks next to a monstrous slab of flesh known as Bill Duke.

Together, they face down a creature who, quite understandably, hunts them for their skulls, hoping to fetch a fair price for them at the many Open Skull Markets that dot the galaxy. If you haven't been to one, you must go. Take the kids, because the markets are very family friendly and they have these great Hawaiian Ice stands.

And, of course, there's the skulls. Predator unseals a whole tin of whoop-bottom, trotting out cliches like so many, well, like so many boiled human skulls at the terrific Open Skull Market on Nespus VIII honestly, I know I sound like I'm raving, but it really is just a great way to spend a Saturday, and it's fairly reasonable, too.

Finally, a good use for your Predator DVD that isn't "propping up that one corner of the entertainment stand, the one whose castor you snapped off when you were moving out of that place on Spring Street because you just couldn't hack sharing a place with Beezer anymore, on account of his socks.

Joined Apr 19, Messages These are the guys who did Mystery Science Theater for years. Hilarious The selection of Riffs is here , and the player is here. Joined Jul 26, Messages 11, The Harry Potter Riffs are pretty good. The twilight movies are painful to watch whether its riffed or not. The first Twilight one is hilarious, though; it literally had me in tears.

As did High School Musical not the type of movie I'd normally watch. Joined Jan 13, Messages So these guys just make funny comments on top of the entire movie?

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